I told my wife that she was average...

That's Mean Slim Tee

Name: That's Mean Slim Tee
Brand: Punny Emporium
SKU: a438dac9-e9f1-4aef-aea9-8f590bd39742
Price: 35.0 AUD
Availability: InStock

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I told my wife that she was average...

Size

S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Product variants

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I told my wife that she was average...

She said that's just mean!

Get ready for groans and giggles with this hilarious fitted t-shirt!

Product Details:

Soft cotton blend, modern slim fit, flattering silhouette
Features a high-quality, vibrant print that won't fade
Made with care using premium materials
Available in multiple sizes - check the size guide for your perfect fit

Perfect For:

Pun lovers and wordplay enthusiasts
Math nerds and statistics enthusiasts
Gift givers looking for something unique and funny
Anyone who appreciates clever wordplay

Perfect for showing off your punny personality in style. Great gift for the fashionable joke lover in your life!

At Punny Emporium, we believe life's too short for boring merchandise. Our funny math, statistics pun, mean joke, pun gifts are designed to bring smiles, spark conversations, and spread the joy of terrible (but wonderful) puns.

Fit and sizing

Slim fit sizing

inches

Size	Width (Chest)	Length (Shoulder to Hem)	Sleeve (Center Back)
S	17"	25.5"	13.75"
M	19"	26"	14.5"
L	21"	27"	15.25"
XL	23"	28"	16.25"
2XL	25"	28.5"	17"
3XL	27"	29"	18"

cm

Size	Width (Chest)	Length (Shoulder to Hem)	Sleeve (Center Back)
S	43.2 cm	64.8 cm	35 cm
M	48.3 cm	66 cm	36.8 cm
L	53.3 cm	68.6 cm	38.7 cm
XL	58.4 cm	71.1 cm	41.3 cm
2XL	63.5 cm	72.4 cm	43.2 cm
3XL	68.6 cm	73.7 cm	45.7 cm

Shipping and returns

We ship to Australia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom and Ireland, with tracking. Delivery times for each country are in the shipping policy.

We can't take change of mind returns, but if anything arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, tell us within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or a refund. See the shipping policy and refund policy for the details.

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Size Guide

Our Classic Fit t-shirts feature a relaxed, unisex cut with a comfortable fit through the chest and body. True to size with room to move.

Size	Chest Width	Length	Sleeve
S	18"	28"	16.25"
M	20"	29"	17"
L	22"	30"	17.75"
XL	24"	31"	18.5"
2XL	26"	32"	19.25"
3XL	28"	33"	20"

Size	Chest Width	Length	Sleeve
S	45.7 cm	71.1 cm	41.3 cm
M	50.8 cm	73.7 cm	43.2 cm
L	55.9 cm	76.2 cm	45.1 cm
XL	61 cm	78.7 cm	47 cm
2XL	66 cm	81.3 cm	48.9 cm
3XL	71.1 cm	83.8 cm	50.8 cm

Our Slim Fit t-shirts have a tailored, feminine cut that's flattering without being restrictive. If between sizes, we recommend sizing up.

Size	Chest Width	Length	Sleeve
S	17"	25.5"	13.75"
M	19"	26"	14.5"
L	21"	27"	15.25"
XL	23"	28"	16.25"
2XL	25"	28.5"	17"
3XL	27"	29"	18"

Size	Chest Width	Length	Sleeve
S	43.2 cm	64.8 cm	35 cm
M	48.3 cm	66 cm	36.8 cm
L	53.3 cm	68.6 cm	38.7 cm
XL	58.4 cm	71.1 cm	41.3 cm
2XL	63.5 cm	72.4 cm	43.2 cm
3XL	68.6 cm	73.7 cm	45.7 cm

How to Measure

Chest Width

Measure across the chest at the widest point, from armpit to armpit. Keep the tape measure flat and level.

Length

Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to your preferred hem length.

Sleeve

From the center back of your neck, measure across the shoulder and down to where you want the sleeve to end.

Our model is 5'11" (180 cm) with a 38" chest, wearing size M.

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