Pick Your Pun
We took the world's best-worst jokes and put them on things you can actually use. Browse the collection, find a pun that sparks joy, and become the designated joke-teller in your friend group. You're welcome.
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A cat opened up a bakery
...it really kneaded the dough
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Did you hear about the bakery that burnt down?
Their business is now toast! Front Back
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How do trees get online
They log in!
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How does a penguin build its home?
Igloos it together!
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I have a fear of speed bumps
But I'm slowly getting over it
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I lost my job at the keyboard factory
I wasn't putting enough shifts
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I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes
So... she gave me a hug Front Back
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I told my wife that she was average
She said "that's just mean"
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I used to be a baker
But I couldn't make enough dough
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
I couldn't put it down!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl
And I said, "I didn't know he could do that"
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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape
That would be a big step forward
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Some people eat snails
They must not like fast food
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator! Front Back
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What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent! Front Back
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Incase he got a hole in one!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it got framed!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore?
Because they make up everything! Front Back
