What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Investigator Tote

Name: Investigator Tote
Brand: Punny Emporium
SKU: b7b37304-d9aa-425b-8906-707c9c5982ec
Price: 32.5 AUD
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Style White Natural

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Warning: This canvas tote bag may cause spontaneous laughter and mandatory eye-rolling.

Product Details:

Durable cotton canvas, reinforced handles, spacious main compartment
Features a high-quality, vibrant print that won't fade
Made with care using premium materials
Generous size with plenty of room for all your essentials

Perfect For:

Pun lovers and wordplay enthusiasts
Animal lovers with a detective streak
Gift givers looking for something unique and funny
Anyone who appreciates clever wordplay

Perfect for groceries, beach trips, or everyday adventures. The ideal gift for eco-conscious pun enthusiasts!

At Punny Emporium, we believe life's too short for boring merchandise. Our funny alligator, detective pun, animal joke, reptile humor gifts are designed to bring smiles, spark conversations, and spread the joy of terrible (but wonderful) puns.

Shipping and returns

We ship to Australia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom and Ireland, with tracking. Delivery times for each country are in the shipping policy.

We can't take change of mind returns, but if anything arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, tell us within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or a refund. See the shipping policy and refund policy for the details.