What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Warning: This unisex t-shirt may cause spontaneous laughter and mandatory eye-rolling.
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Perfect for casual wear that sparks conversations and groans. A must-have for anyone who loves a good pun!
At Punny Emporium, we believe life's too short for boring merchandise. Our funny alligator, detective pun, animal joke, reptile humor gifts are designed to bring smiles, spark conversations, and spread the joy of terrible (but wonderful) puns.
| Size | Width (Chest) | Length (Shoulder to Hem) | Sleeve (Center Back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 16.25" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 17" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 17.75" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 18.5" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 19.25" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 20" |
| Size | Width (Chest) | Length (Shoulder to Hem) | Sleeve (Center Back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 45.7 cm | 71.1 cm | 41.3 cm |
| M | 50.8 cm | 73.7 cm | 43.2 cm |
| L | 55.9 cm | 76.2 cm | 45.1 cm |
| XL | 61 cm | 78.7 cm | 47 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81.3 cm | 48.9 cm |
| 3XL | 71.1 cm | 83.8 cm | 50.8 cm |
We ship to Australia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom and Ireland, with tracking. Delivery times for each country are in the shipping policy.
We can't take change of mind returns, but if anything arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, tell us within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or a refund. See the shipping policy and refund policy for the details.
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