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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire Slim Tee

Attire Slim Tee

Pun-ium Premium double-sided design
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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Same joke, other formats

Same joke, other formats

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Details

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire!

Warning: This fitted t-shirt may cause spontaneous laughter and mandatory eye-rolling.

Product Details:

  • Soft cotton blend, modern slim fit, flattering silhouette
  • Features a high-quality, vibrant print that won't fade
  • Made with care using premium materials
  • Available in multiple sizes - check the size guide for your perfect fit

Perfect For:

  • Pun lovers and wordplay enthusiasts
  • Fashion-forward folks with a punny side
  • Gift givers looking for something unique and funny
  • Anyone who appreciates clever wordplay

Perfect for showing off your punny personality in style. Great gift for the fashionable joke lover in your life!

At Punny Emporium, we believe life's too short for boring merchandise. Our funny fashion, clothing pun, tire joke, cycling humor gifts are designed to bring smiles, spark conversations, and spread the joy of terrible (but wonderful) puns.

Fit and sizing

Slim fit sizing

inches

Size Width
(Chest)		 Length
(Shoulder to Hem)		 Sleeve
(Center Back)
S17"25.5"13.75"
M19"26"14.5"
L21"27"15.25"
XL23"28"16.25"
2XL25"28.5"17"
3XL27"29"18"

cm

Size Width
(Chest)		 Length
(Shoulder to Hem)		 Sleeve
(Center Back)
S43.2 cm64.8 cm35 cm
M48.3 cm66 cm36.8 cm
L53.3 cm68.6 cm38.7 cm
XL58.4 cm71.1 cm41.3 cm
2XL63.5 cm72.4 cm43.2 cm
3XL68.6 cm73.7 cm45.7 cm

Shipping and returns

We ship to Australia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom and Ireland, with tracking. Delivery times for each country are in the shipping policy.

We can't take change of mind returns, but if anything arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, tell us within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or a refund. See the shipping policy and refund policy for the details.

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