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    • What do you call an alligator in a vest?

      An Investigator! Front Back  

      What do you call an alligator in a vest?

    • What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

      It goes back four seconds! 

      What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

    • What washes up on tiny beaches?

      Microwaves 

      What washes up on tiny beaches?

    • What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

      A carrot! 

      What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    • What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

      Attire! Front Back  

      What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

    • When does a dad joke become a dad joke?

      When it becomes apparent! Front Back  

      When does a dad joke become a dad joke?

    • Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

      Incase he got a hole in one! 

      Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

    • Why did the picture go to jail?

      Because it got framed! 

      Why did the picture go to jail?

    • Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore?

      Because they make up everything! Front Back   

      Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore?

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